Week 6A: Movie Adapations

A T.V. show that hasn't been made into a movie yet that I would love to see made into a movie would be Married with Children. A great T.V. show that would make a great movie. I love Married with children. I think that the origanal cast would be in the movie and play there origanal parts. Al Bundy-Ed O' Neill, Peggy Bundy-Katey Sagal, Kelly Bundy-Christina Applegate, Bud Bundy-David Faustino. They are all still alive so why not use the origanal characters. It would be a hit. People would love it. The main plot of the movie would be to focus on being funny. I think that a Married with Children movie would be great.

Week 5A: Looking Forward

I am kinda looking forward to graduating from high school but really that's not a big deal I mean you are supposed to graduate from high school really not a big deal but try telling my toothless relatives that. This summer I am looking forward to doing absolutly nothing. It is going to be a great summer. This fall I am looking forward to going to college. I am going to Lincoln College in stinkin lincoln, IL and majoring in Broadcasting with a focas on sports play-by-play. I don't really know what my voice sounds like. I am hoping that I don't sound like a 5 year old little girl. After that I really don't know what I am going to do but hopfully I get a great job doing play-by-play for a baseball team. There is a indpendent minor league baseball team coming to Normal and that's calling my name.

Week 4A: Top Ten

My top ten favorite baseball players of all time:

10. Sammy Sosa

Great Rightfielder and Homerun hitter who played in from 1989 to 2007 for the Rangers, White Sox, Cubs and orioles. Along with Mark McGwire brought the love of baseball back to america in 1998 with the great Home Run case. One of my favorite times of baseball. Who cares if he is a steroid user or that he corked his bat he made my year in 1998.

9. Honus Wager

Great Shortstop who played from 1897 to 1917. Hall of Famer whos baseball card is the most valuable in the world.

8. Mark Grace

Great 1st baseman who played from 1988 to 2003. Played for the cubs and Arizona Diamondbacks. Got well deserved World Series ring in 2001 with the Dbacks.

7. Ron Santo

legendary 3rd baseman who played from 1960 to 1974 for the cubs and crosstown Chicago rival White Sox. Should be in the HOF. Currently a Terriable radio color broadcaster for the cubs.

6. Pete Rose

Very good utility man who played from 1963 to 1986 for the Reds, Phillies and Expos. Career .303 Average. Should be in the HOF but bet on baseball. Betting on baseball not a big deal and has nothing to do with how he played but continuealy rejected by HOF.

5. Derek Jeter

Great Shortstop whos career took off in 1995 and is still going. Great all around player. To bad he plays for the Yankees or he could be #1.

4. Albert Pujols

Fantasic player who has played multiple postions and whos career started in 2001 and is still going. Best player in baseball right now. Has played whole career with the STL cardinals.

3. Cal Ripken Jr.

Tremendous Shortstop who also played 3rd base late in his career. Played from 1981 to 2001 all with one team the Balitmore Orioles. Was the IronMan of baseball played in 2,632 straight games which pasted the original Ironman Lou Gehrig who played in 2,130 straight games.

2. Ryne Sandberg

Best 2nd baseman to ever play the game of basball. Played from 1981 to 1997 for the phillies and the Chicago cubs. Is a Hall of Famer. Now he is Trying his hand in managing in the Minor Leagues. Brag Time: I know Ryno and his wife Margret very well. Good people.

1. Ozzie Smith

First I want to say that I am the biggest cub fan in the world so this is a surprising to some that I would pick a player who played for the cubs biggest rival the Cardinals(and by the way the cardinals are the cubs biggest rival not the Sox, the sox 9 fans out there want to think the cubs biggest rival is them but no cub fans give a crap about the sox-cubs serieses, Maybe in Chicago they care a little more but still the carinals are the cubs biggest rivary. Glad to get that off my chest.) Back to Ozzie Smith. Greatest Defensive Shortstop to ever play the game of baseball. I like defense. Ozzie Smith played from 1978 to 1996 for the padres and the Cardinals. He is a HOFer. Nickname= "The Wizard". Great player who deserves #1.

3A: Casting Your Life

If I could choose anybody to play me in a movie or a story it would be the pillsbury dough boy. I would choose him because he is doughy and fat like me. I have a disease...... I am huge just like the pillsbury dough boy. I really like all types of bread just like the dough boy. If not the dough boy then seriously Kevin James. My mother would be played by miss peggy, my dad would be played by larry the cable guy and my little sister would be played by Dakota Fanning because Dakota Fanning is a ugly creepy little girl. I do not really like my family.

Week 2A: The Ideal Mate

The perfect mate would look like not ugly and not humongous. There interests include not being a typical annoying women and long walks on the beach. This persons pet peeves include not owning pets. This person should be talentless so that I feel better about myself. This persons weaknesses include the lifetime channel. This person should be 5 foot 5 with black hair with firy red eyes and African American. This post just got really messed up. This persons body type should be not being fat. They should have a good personallity. This persons name should be LaFonda. Lafonda is a good name. The first date would be at KFC.

Week 1A: I'm sorry

Dear Freddy,
I am so sorry for breaking the window in your house while playing baseball. I'm even more sorry that I couldn't tell you for a week because you were gone on your honeymoon. It was an accident I hit a foul ball and next thing I know I hear your window crash into little pieces to the ground. I felt pretty bad. I felt even worse that I couldn't tell you for a week. Good thing it did not rain that week. When I told you you were not mad just happy I paid you and told you. I am very sorry for breaking your window.
Very sorry, JimBob

Week 8: A house's history

I get in a time machine and arrive somewhere I have never been. It is 1909. 100 hundred years ago. I am in the miserable town of Waynesville, IL 5 people live here. There names are Butch, Fred, Barney, JimBob and Tyrone. It is like a desert here. There are no stores and there are not any roads ethier. There are houses 2 of them Butch, Fred and Barney live in one house and JimBob and Tyrone live in the other house. (There's a lot of conflict in the second house.) It is weried because things really have'nt changed that much from 1909 to 2009. The Real World Waynesville 1909 addition. See how stuff goes down when people stop being fake and start getting REAL!

Week 7: My odd habit

An odd habit I have that I have never told anybody but people probally notice it is I consantly bite my finger nails. I don't know why I do it. I am not nervous about anything I just bite my finger nails. Since I bite my finger nails all the time I am also cansantly washing my hands. I don't like eating germs. My parents told me that I have bit my finger nails ever since I could walk. I wish I could stop. My fingers bleed all the time. It hurts sometimes but I guess the positive thing is I never have long finger nails. One day hopefully I can just stop because it is getting pretty ridicules.

Week 6: I hate my job

A job I have had that I hated was being a paper boy. I would never do it again. You had to get up early, rubberband all of the newspaper and then deliver all of them in the pitch black dark. I love having ink all over me. That stuff is hard to get off. The pay is just fantastic. You get paid about $70 every 2 weeks. The pantagraph sends you some of the money and the rest you have to collect from the customers. One time this lady did not have enough money to pay me (It's only $7.90 every 2 weeks) so she paid by making me supper. The supper was'nt that good. Ketchup spagetti yum!

Week:5 Snopes

A urban legend that I always thought was true but was debunked by snopes was that the New York Yankees wore pin stripes because Babe Ruth was fat. I always thought that was why they wore pin stripes because of Babe Ruth. I thought it hid his fatness. I also thought the baby ruth candy bar was named after president Grover Clevlend's daughter but it was actually named after Babe Ruth himself. These are things that I always thought were true but I guess that they are just urban legends. Babe Ruth was a big huge very fat man but he was a good baseball player.

Week 4:beloved Toy

My favorite toy as a kid was probally my ALF stuffed animal. I slept with that thing like every night. My mom bought it for me before I was born and then she gave it to me when I was 2 or something like that. If you don't know what ALF is it was quit possibly one of the all time greatest shows ever made. It was a comedy about a alien living with an common american family. Good stuff. My stuffed animal was pretty cool it's wearing a T-shirt that says do I look like I care? It's cool. I still have it. ALF=very cool. ALF is one of the better T.V. shows ever made I can't believe that it only lasted 4 seasons. ALF=#3 greatest show of all time behind 2. Everybody Loves Raymond and the best show ever made #1. The King of Queens.

Week 3: Dear Kiddo

Dear kid,
I hope you are a boy but it really doesn't matter. If you are a boy don't be a little baby if you break your leg rub some dirt on it and go on with your day you don'
t want me changing your name to Nancy. If you are a girl you can cry and do what ever you want please don't rub dirt on your wounds that's nasty. You should try to be good at lots of stuff most inportantly try to be good in school don't be like me. Don't be a troublemaker I hate those kind of people. Don't do dumb things. Be nice to people you never know when you need something from someone...... Just kidding about the second part but be nice to people especially crazy people you never know when they are going to snap and when they do you want to be on there good side (What I am saying is be nice to grandma she is nuts!) Most inportantly kid do your best at everything.

Week 2: Fear

I would have to say that my biggest fear as a child was and still is today Drowning. Drowning would "suck". I don't know how to swim I have not taken a bath since I was an infant... because I am a dirty boy no just kidding I have always taken showers. I am afraid of puddles not really that's a joke I am not afraid of puddles but Water guns scare the crap out of me not kidding you can't see me right now but I have a straight face. But seriously I hate driving over body's of water I always think what if the bridge collapsed. Minneapolis,Minnesota scares the heck out of me the bridge actually collapsed there and people fell in the water and died. I would rather be burnt alive or brutally stabbed to death than die from drowning. I also had a fear of Little People or the politically incorrect term midgets. I don't really know why but I was. I think it was the fact that they were the same size as me but I was 5 and they were adults. I am not so afraid of them now that is because the show Little People Big World on TLC (TLC You are wlcome for the plug...Little People Big World Mondays 8/7 central) has really opened up my eyes that LP's are cool regular people. If you are a fan of the show do you hate Jeremy like I do? my god Jeremy dress like a big boy not a 5 year old homeless girl. Oh I'm Jeremy I wear pants but now there shorts because I cut them with scissors what a creep. Maybe I should still be afraid of LP's if they raise there kids like that.

week1: Defintion of poetry

The defentition of poetry is who knows or quit frankly who cares. It is not 1880 and there is not anyone who is a poet for a living these days. We now have T.V. some people may argue that poetry helps them release there anger. Yeah right that's a dream and a dumb one! If you want to release anger yell at people mostly family members they can take it. If I displayed my anger in a poem on paper I would probally be jacking people in the face instead of yelling at people. Yelling is much better I mean I don't want to punch my grandma in the face that would be bad news. O.K. maybe musicians are poets and in that cause Jimmy Buffet is the greatest poet ever. For those of you actully reading this I don't understand it ethier but do what I do just roll with it REO Speedwagon said it best Roll with the changes. What! I am just rambeling and I never defind poety anywhere in this post . To end I don't have clue what the defention of poetry is. Maybe this is it:poems are writings last allow people to express them self. I am going to keep going why do people write poems. To me poems are are just a sick head game were you read a bunch of goofy random crap that you do not understand and then you try to understand it when your done. Why not just write a story in real words that real live people understand. To me poems make no sense at all. Done.