Week 3: Dear Kiddo

Dear kid,
I hope you are a boy but it really doesn't matter. If you are a boy don't be a little baby if you break your leg rub some dirt on it and go on with your day you don'
t want me changing your name to Nancy. If you are a girl you can cry and do what ever you want please don't rub dirt on your wounds that's nasty. You should try to be good at lots of stuff most inportantly try to be good in school don't be like me. Don't be a troublemaker I hate those kind of people. Don't do dumb things. Be nice to people you never know when you need something from someone...... Just kidding about the second part but be nice to people especially crazy people you never know when they are going to snap and when they do you want to be on there good side (What I am saying is be nice to grandma she is nuts!) Most inportantly kid do your best at everything.

Week 2: Fear

I would have to say that my biggest fear as a child was and still is today Drowning. Drowning would "suck". I don't know how to swim I have not taken a bath since I was an infant... because I am a dirty boy no just kidding I have always taken showers. I am afraid of puddles not really that's a joke I am not afraid of puddles but Water guns scare the crap out of me not kidding you can't see me right now but I have a straight face. But seriously I hate driving over body's of water I always think what if the bridge collapsed. Minneapolis,Minnesota scares the heck out of me the bridge actually collapsed there and people fell in the water and died. I would rather be burnt alive or brutally stabbed to death than die from drowning. I also had a fear of Little People or the politically incorrect term midgets. I don't really know why but I was. I think it was the fact that they were the same size as me but I was 5 and they were adults. I am not so afraid of them now that is because the show Little People Big World on TLC (TLC You are wlcome for the plug...Little People Big World Mondays 8/7 central) has really opened up my eyes that LP's are cool regular people. If you are a fan of the show do you hate Jeremy like I do? my god Jeremy dress like a big boy not a 5 year old homeless girl. Oh I'm Jeremy I wear pants but now there shorts because I cut them with scissors what a creep. Maybe I should still be afraid of LP's if they raise there kids like that.

week1: Defintion of poetry

The defentition of poetry is who knows or quit frankly who cares. It is not 1880 and there is not anyone who is a poet for a living these days. We now have T.V. some people may argue that poetry helps them release there anger. Yeah right that's a dream and a dumb one! If you want to release anger yell at people mostly family members they can take it. If I displayed my anger in a poem on paper I would probally be jacking people in the face instead of yelling at people. Yelling is much better I mean I don't want to punch my grandma in the face that would be bad news. O.K. maybe musicians are poets and in that cause Jimmy Buffet is the greatest poet ever. For those of you actully reading this I don't understand it ethier but do what I do just roll with it REO Speedwagon said it best Roll with the changes. What! I am just rambeling and I never defind poety anywhere in this post . To end I don't have clue what the defention of poetry is. Maybe this is it:poems are writings last allow people to express them self. I am going to keep going why do people write poems. To me poems are are just a sick head game were you read a bunch of goofy random crap that you do not understand and then you try to understand it when your done. Why not just write a story in real words that real live people understand. To me poems make no sense at all. Done.