Friday, January 23, 2009

Week 2: Fear

I would have to say that my biggest fear as a child was and still is today Drowning. Drowning would "suck". I don't know how to swim I have not taken a bath since I was an infant... because I am a dirty boy no just kidding I have always taken showers. I am afraid of puddles not really that's a joke I am not afraid of puddles but Water guns scare the crap out of me not kidding you can't see me right now but I have a straight face. But seriously I hate driving over body's of water I always think what if the bridge collapsed. Minneapolis,Minnesota scares the heck out of me the bridge actually collapsed there and people fell in the water and died. I would rather be burnt alive or brutally stabbed to death than die from drowning. I also had a fear of Little People or the politically incorrect term midgets. I don't really know why but I was. I think it was the fact that they were the same size as me but I was 5 and they were adults. I am not so afraid of them now that is because the show Little People Big World on TLC (TLC You are wlcome for the plug...Little People Big World Mondays 8/7 central) has really opened up my eyes that LP's are cool regular people. If you are a fan of the show do you hate Jeremy like I do? my god Jeremy dress like a big boy not a 5 year old homeless girl. Oh I'm Jeremy I wear pants but now there shorts because I cut them with scissors what a creep. Maybe I should still be afraid of LP's if they raise there kids like that.

3 comments:

  1. I love that show!!! Yeah and I think jeremy needs to figure out a new outfit style too!!!

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  2. dude i dream about that..i'd never want to be in that situation.

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  3. I completely agree. I have a weird fetish where I hate when people touch my neck because I'm nervous I'll be strangled. The idea of not being able to breath scares the crap outta me.

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